Since my last post, the Mothership landed at the Balderdash compound

and out stepped a giant alien, disguised as a cowboy, to confuse

Homeland Security. My head was transformed into an energy-ball

and received profound messages which I was instructed to impart

at my next seminar, The Galactic Dude Ranch: The Cosmos And You.

He put on a demonstration of juggling miniature suns to the
astonishment of the Balderdash followers.

A most benevolent cowpoke

Saucer Talk

PKM was recently contacted by a ScoutShip of the MotherShip. It landed

at noon at the Balderdash Compound. For some reason the Ship remained dormant and closed

for about 15 minutes and then ascended. PKM felt a strange tingle in his hair and a rush of heat. He closed his eyes and saw little lights flickering about in the darkness spelling out: bye bye. Stay tuned for more......and dates for the upcoming seminar on UFO's.

THIRD EYE SEMINAR

PKM opened the Third Eye Seminar with a 4 hour talk, "Polaroid Essences".

The nude participants stood throughout, eyes closed, humming Sure Sure Sure, as PKM held them in rapt pleasure, until they broke for lunch.